Wednesday, November 18, 2009

E -> R
I must say I also liked your little Dartmouth friend from Washington that came to our picknick. Thomas? Joe? Something like that. Can you ask him if he wants to marry me?

R -> M
chicks love you

M -> R
Inform her that I am only interested in male models who double as special ops commandos and nobel laureate philosophers. I have yet to find one, but I am still looking.

R -> E
don't ever say i didn't try to hook you up.

Jeeeez. And people accuse us of having too high demands.