We bumped into one of our long-time favorites this past weekend and he looked sharp in a fake Versace blazer and striped shirt. He was so handsome and nice that we decided on the novel approach of asking him out for a beer or a lunch at Grands veranda. Our treat. As working girls you ought to spend your money wisely on romantic meals and booze.

Although he is the most amusing and provoking person we know, he rarely surprises us. Needless to say, the invitation did not get a reply and we had to inform him how utterly rude that is and ask the open ended question - How will anything ever happen in the history of the world if antagonist never meet?

Yes, we do know that not keeping in touch or responding is the universal behaviour of men who just aren't that into you. Yet, this is not something that stops us from being eternal optimists or repeating previously failed behavior, 'cause you never know,
this time it might be different.

04:11
Okey, haha. Men herregud! Ursäkta om jag stör men jag är ju i stockholm och det finns ingen som jag så gärna ligger med som dig! Ägna dig åt lite välgörenhet och gör en tjej glad. Väldigt glad! :-) puss och kram

04:16
Ps. Jag hoppas du är lycklig!

14:10
Helst vill jag ju ligga med dig när jag är nykter, men man kan ju alltid hoppas att ditt omdöme sviktar lite under småtimmarna. Xoxo

In our mild criticism to the modern, constantly connected society, we would like to point out that when you have internet in your phone, it is way too easy to look up previously erased numbers in the online yellow pages.

During the last couple of days our minds have been more occupied with a desire to make love with with you all the time, and the standards we are willing to settle for have simply been far from blog-worthy.

Request:
Vill du inte komma över och hångla lite till the magnetic fields? Jag har externa högtalare med godtycklig ljudkvalité och rabarbersaft. Allt jag behöver är en vacker pojke som du!
Såvida du inte är upptagen med viktigare saker av samhällsomstörtande karaktär, såklart.

Answer:
Silence.

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To the boy's defense, this might be explained by a stated new year's resolution to "be om betänketid i händelse av att annan person söker inleda någon form av sexuell aktivitet".

The same young man also said; "lev varannan dag enligt döda poeters sällskap och varannan enligt augustinus; fånga varannan dag och gör ingenting under nästa (i trygg förvissning om att nuet enbart är den icke-existerande punkt där det förflutna och framtiden möts)." And that's why we adore him.

Maybe it was just an augustinus day today and we'll see whatever carpe diem-ish results tomorrow brings.

E -> R
I must say I also liked your little Dartmouth friend from Washington that came to our picknick. Thomas? Joe? Something like that. Can you ask him if he wants to marry me?

R -> M
chicks love you

M -> R
Inform her that I am only interested in male models who double as special ops commandos and nobel laureate philosophers. I have yet to find one, but I am still looking.

R -> E
don't ever say i didn't try to hook you up.
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Jeeeez. And people accuse us of having too high demands.

"Your ideals could actually be your greatest obstacle in the way to finding true love. Having a predetermined vision of what looks, characteristics or other attributes this person is supposed to have, and running around looking for them, will most likely not lead you to the love the is best for you."

We love taking advice from pretty boys, and yes, sometimes it is difficult to see the forest for all the trees.

Sometime after midnight;
Hej! Vad ska man göra för att få hångla med dig egentligen?

Sometime after waking up;
Jag vill hångla med dig även i tillfrisknat tillstånd från cocktailsjukan. Men hur det ska gå till får jag
naturligtvis lista ut själv.