The man unbuttons his pink shirt and takes of his track suit pants.
- Do you have anything I can wear?
She hands him a pair of leopard leggings.
He sprawls across the bed in a pose that would make Ron Jeremy and any big cat proud. She starts to undress.
- No, wait. Would you mind putting that back on?
I watch so much porn that I really appreciate to actually see girls with their underwear on.