We've been talking about horticultural infrastructure today, how green areas in cities are connected for promoting biodiversity, recreation and beautification.
In a sense it is not to far from our perception of how facial hair infrastructure connect the handsome features of gorgeous men.

Because we would also like to be able to say that "this is my cute boyfriend. He is the most funny, cute, creative and interesting person I know. He also picked up guitar like a pro, makes a mean guacamole and is the best kisser in the world!".

At a picknick recently, our friends were talking about a guy who had white pants with a green elephant pattern. Our first though was "Wow! Who is this guy that would wear such a wonderful pair of trousers? Where does he live? L.A.? Can we date him?"

As it turns out, he is a two-week-old baby boy.

It is on occasions like that we question the odds of finding a guy that blows our mind. But as Mr. Neff above is proof that there are men beautiful as paintings, this world must also hold white horses with wings, dudes with white elephant pants, and an uncountable number of other great, slightly magical beings.

Because the girls are going to Barcelona, and for some reason beach life, backstage, beer and boys in bands, seem slighty more appealing than a new membership at the video store and rainy days of Sweden.

Because even if your heart is to the left, it is always right.

Because although you look like a competent DJ, we'd much rather listen to Från Och Med Du on repeat, with you spending newly acquired leisure time trying to quit smoking, keeping that shirt unbottoned, being beardly gorgeous and shopping groceries with us on Sundays.

Well, because you have one of the most beautiful animals of the Oceans tattooed on your chest. And since humpbacks are often approachable, curious and easily identifiable as individuals, we're hoping that you might possess some of those qualities, too.

A while back, we met a guy who was wearing dungarees, and up until that point we had never considered that item of clothing arousing. But in combination with a shirt, a tie, green socks and a degree in industrial design, the feeling was clearly different. A high-five sealed the deal, and there was also the novelty of rapidly falling for a blond guy instead of our regular diet of brunettos. The mutual attraction was so strong that we had to sweep and tidy the apartment once we got home, completely convinced that he would spend the following night there.

Unfortunately, the universe is just teasing us with these surfer like babes, and the guy obviously had a girlfriend. But let's hope that they are very happy, or break up soon.

Because we are so very convinced that this will be a summer of love. With leaves unfolding and cherry trees in bloom, the romance part is just a matter of time. And patience.

Because if your Siberian Husky went missing while you were in the Civil War, at Coachella or out David Crockett-ing, we might have found a pet almost as handsome as its owner here.

Most of all because you are awesome. But also due to the fact that we adore guys who suggests playing Ryska Posten, are related to and/or go to school with fabulous girls, are into wildlife documenteries, popcorn machines, books, fashionable addresses and, very refreshingly, actually listen to what we have to say.

Because if we would have the pleasure to speak to you, our first comment would be; "I'm sorry, what did you say? I was thinking about wild horses in full gallop."

Because it looks like your weekends are seven days long and, like Florence, you could tweet something like: "Just landed in Miami, have rollerskates, have hawaian shirt, looking for a piña colada and a palm tree to hug, x".

Because drinking wine on sun-kissed roofs is even more delightful when combined with soon-to-be architects and their knowledge of good-looking men.

Because you brought us the life changing discovery, that is not what your do, or how you do it but rather why you do it. Why as in "your purpose, your cause, your belief. Why do you get out of bed in the morning, and why should anyone care?" And because you embody the smart, well-spoken American in a shirt, that we find immensely attractive.

While cleaning we found a note with goals for 2007. One of them was to "Wake up earlier and actually go to school". That seems like a world away from the scholarly passion that we are now possessed by. And even if studying can be fun, if choosing between a world of knowledge and one of wonder, we'd go for whatever alternative that washes up bearded men on the beach, great adventures and grand illusions.

Because beards and freckles is an even better combination
than burgers and fries.

"Att bära ett förgyllt öga av en påfågel eller hyena i högra handen ger bäraren makt att förtrolla. Man kan också ha en kula gjord av badaraträdets övre späda rötter eller en amulett framställd av en från vänster till höger vriden sankhanabhimussla."

What we are trying to say is that some people are simply so good looking that we wouldn't even dare to talk to them.

Because no matter how we look at it, we fail to agree on the most fun aspect of going out in Stockholm; the really expensive alcohol, the freezing temperatures, the unfriendly bouncers, the stuck up people or the shitty opening hours.

Because even though we love beards, nothing beats a mustache, Hawaii shirts and party cups when summer starts knocking on the door.

- Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- Hawaii.
- Hawaii who?
- I'm fine, Hawaii you?

Because those green eyes belong to a soul that is above and beyond this universe. And we love the fact that if you listen to Bob Marley for an unknown number of hours, sometimes, you get the opportunity to make out with people two years later.

Because we are delighted that tennis season has started. Life is somehow even better courtside. And since the sport mix sweat with elegance in such an appealing way, there are plenty of good reason to date a player;

1. We're always looking for a good opportunity to come up.
2. We can do it with two people or four. (I prefer two.)
3. We have good hands.
4. We grunt when the action heats up.
5. We know how to make a racket.
6. We can hit it from all angles.
7. We have the endurace to last 3 hours...straight!
8. We wear shorts to hold the balls.
9. We want it easy, but hard is good too.
10. Even when we aren't scoring, we're in love.

During the last couple of days our minds have been more occupied with a desire to make love with with you all the time, and the standards we are willing to settle for have simply been far from blog-worthy.