Tuesday, May 25, 2010

At a picknick recently, our friends were talking about a guy who had white pants with a green elephant pattern. Our first though was "Wow! Who is this guy that would wear such a wonderful pair of trousers? Where does he live? L.A.? Can we date him?"

As it turns out, he is a two-week-old baby boy.

It is on occasions like that we question the odds of finding a guy that blows our mind. But as Mr. Neff above is proof that there are men beautiful as paintings, this world must also hold white horses with wings, dudes with white elephant pants, and an uncountable number of other great, slightly magical beings.