Friday, August 21, 2009

Here's to good looks, intelligence and a brilliant sense of humor. Demetri Martin blows our minds.

"I use this product called 'I can't believe it's not butter'
but sometimes when I'm having toast I like to be incredulous.

- How was breakfast?
- Just, unbelievable!
Fooled again! It even tells me how to feel.

Sometimes I mix 'I can't believe it's not butter' with butter to make 'I can believe some of it is butter'.

I was in a restaurant once and the waitress said,
Do you want butter with that?
I said, I don't know what to believe any more."

"The best thing about being dumb is that it makes magic a lot better."