The Post's list of New York's most eligible bachelors is quite a disappointment. The main character trait leading up to desirability seems to be a fat wallet instead of an irresistible smile. We are still trying to figure out this American obsession with money, but maybe if the feeling of having $138 billion (like the man above has) is like kissing among a whirlwind of snowflakes, we might be a bit closer to reaching an understanding.