We had a huge crush on a guy for years until we realized that he wasn't as fantastic as we imagined him to be. Classic mistake, but a good indicator of someone's lack of humor might be if the funniest story they can tell is about a bear and a bunny.

The bear asks the rabbit if he has any trouble with poo getting stuck in the fur. The rabbit says 'No'. Then the bear takes the rabbit and wipes his ass.

Maybe it is this story that inspired the handsome Vincent Gallo to make Brown Bunny.