We're trying hard to see the charm in being serious, but there is something very unappealing about having to dress or behave in a certain, dictated way. This, and the persumed thrill of competition, are two unsolved mysteries in our book.
Our goal is therefore to come in as the creative geniuses and make loads of money by playing around. Or become diplomat wives and spend all days and evenings socializing at cocktail parties.
Another career option is to do what Andrew does, and just accompany a selection of favourite bands as on-stage, inspirational dancers.
What can we say, the opportunities are endless.