Because you order a no-room grand drip coffee (medium black coffee) every morning and more than 60% of the times, they get the order wrong. And you can not think how someone could get a simple coffee order wrong. So, you tried various tactics to place the order by changing sequence of words and pauses. They were:

1. Grande drip, (pause) no room
2. Drip coffee (pause) no room, grande size
3. Grande, no room (pause) drip
4. Grande drip no room-no pause
5. Grande no room drop-no pause
6. No room, grande drip-no pause
7. No room (long pause-count 123 in your head) grande (short pause-count 1 in your head) drip

Number 7 is the winner! If you follow 7, you have the highest likelihood of getting the medium black coffee you want.

And because you've attended our second favourite institution of learning (not counting life itself) Singularity University, who challenges all their students to have a positive impact on 1 billion people withing 10 years of launching their projects. And because at some point it will be a good idea to fall in love.

Because you are obviously a cool guy and because personal integrity requires rebellion at some point. And because right moral over rules stupid laws, although society is (in general) sane and rational. We also picked-up that parrots are the only other species besides humans who enjoy moving rythmically to music and are able to speak, even if former Chairman of the Nobel Committee Prof. Wigzell did not go into the details of the neuro similarities that would explain this behaviour.

Because you look like a distant cousin to our latest crush, the handsome revolutionary, who sautees shrimp in cilantro, does his homework, speak Portugese, thinks he is Che Guevara, pushes all the right bottons in our political disagreements and still manages to makes our knees weak even while the socialist manifests hurts our ears. And it was quite a while since we last felt how terrible attractive it can be to not get along.

Well, why, we simply love beautiful young men in white lace and white teeth. And the long-hair-and-mustache-combo is making a doublelicious come back on our list.

Because we are in Istanbul and would enjoy a fun guy in a fez.
Also because, as GPS-preparation Dad gave us a map from 1905, since it had "the most inclusive overview".
In other words, we're walking around Konstantinopel, hearing things like; "A carpet is like love. But unlike a women, you can always stand on your carpet. A carpet will always respect you."

Mr. Wilder of Yeasayer would be even more attractive if he smiled occasionally, and with a beautiful face like that we really can't see what's not to be happy about.
Also, a tip when you've heard enough like's and you know's being misused in oral English, read interviews with American bands in French instead. Everything sounds wonderful.

Anand Wilder: C’était plutôt sympa, car on remontait sur scène deux ou trois mois plus tard avec de nouvelles chansons, du nouveau matériel. Pour les premiers concerts, nous n’avions même pas encore de chansons de groupe, on jouait nos morceaux solos.

Maybe because it is hard to tell your origin, but we love meze as much as Indian food.

Diana Vreeland knew what she was talking about when stating that "Pink is the navy blue of India". She also said; "The only real elegance is in the mind; if you've got that, the rest really comes from it."

This gentleman not only know how to dress in complementary colors but most definitely possess a brilliant psyche, too.

Because you are a little son of the universe, we went to school with the Sam who spells his name without the quotation marks (and he is a really great guy), you like sunshine and since you occasionally take Roshan out to lunch.

In the winter darkness they are pretty hard to find, but there are a few traits that the fantastic boys possess. He wears colorful socks, he likes soulful hip hop, his dark eyes start to sparkle when talking about literature, he has the same birthday as you do, a name that is difficult to pronounce, he recommends Selma Lagerlöf for Christmas and he is, obviously, very handsome.

Waris Ahluwalia, you are the maharaja of our make out kingdom. The sophistication and zen like coolness you radiate, brilliantly complement those sparkling black diamonds you have where most other people were born with eyes.