Because one of our many good ideas is Google Sex, a search engine function that filters out all the porn and instead focus on the educative, healthy and pleasurable sides of love making. Although we do like the versatile spelling of e-mails saying: "Find sexual partners o-nline! Ho-o-kup fo-r sex no-w!". We sent this suggestion to the Googleplex a few months ago, and seeing no signs of a Thank you-note or the actual service we doubt they saw the value in it. Another idea is something we like to called Monki fiction, where we suggested that the fashion brand make their customer magazine somewhat more worthy of a read by including shorter stories on e.g. romantic topics. We attached a story with the title “Listen to the sea lions” but have had no sign of interests from these editors either. We do love the whole concept of feedback, like if we feel that you are one of the kindest, most decent, softest and sexy moustached man we’ve come across, with a great attitude and an excellent lover, we would want you to know it.

Because you are obviously a cool guy and because personal integrity requires rebellion at some point. And because right moral over rules stupid laws, although society is (in general) sane and rational. We also picked-up that parrots are the only other species besides humans who enjoy moving rythmically to music and are able to speak, even if former Chairman of the Nobel Committee Prof. Wigzell did not go into the details of the neuro similarities that would explain this behaviour.

New man of our dreams Dallas Clayton does not only have the best first name and a boyish grace that melts our hearts. He is also a cosmic twin in the universe of optimism, very handsome, draws magically, speaks wisely, loves strangers, hangs out with kids and is the founder of A Very Awesome World (which is like this world, but even better.)

He is very much living the dream and; "If you ever have any doubts about whether or not you should do something totally new even though you have no blue print whatsoever and there is every possibility that you could fail completely, the answer is 100% YES!"

And, of course, he writes poetry;
NEW LOVE

Find something new today
to love and enjoy
like the rest of those familiar loves
that have topped your list for years.

It doesn’t have to come close
and likely it won’t
but it might
and if it did
boy, that’d sure make this a day to remember-
the day you set about
turning over rocks
and shaking the neighborhood trees
only to discover
exactly what it was
you didn’t even know you were looking for.

As if that wasn't enough, we have one of our slightly messed-up beardo favourites reading An Awesome Book aloud for our loving ears.

Because, according to marketers, it is never the best product that wins, but the most attractive offer. This explains why we have some work to do when it comes to promoting our services.

Looking at it from the other side, we are always open for proposals that include spring, biking, dark, wavy hair and Italian shoes.

Well, because it is knowing that guys like you lurk around Barcelona that make us find some proper internet connection in Mozambique.

Because RSVP-ing is not your thing.

Because nobody is better at living life than you are. And we just realized that it is not realistic to be realistic. The universe simply knows so much more than you do, and by thinking you've taking everything into account is simply foolish.

We really like the saying that; "A tree does not grow by how much you pull it's branches, but rather how much water and nourishment you provide for it's roots."
We also like awesome girls who take pretty pictures, such as Jos & Hedvig.

Most of all because you are awesome. But also due to the fact that we adore guys who suggests playing Ryska Posten, are related to and/or go to school with fabulous girls, are into wildlife documenteries, popcorn machines, books, fashionable addresses and, very refreshingly, actually listen to what we have to say.

Because if we would have the pleasure to speak to you, our first comment would be; "I'm sorry, what did you say? I was thinking about wild horses in full gallop."

In facebook-language we would Like this, and agree with that thumbs up of yours. And because Chicago is a brilliant piece of music, making talent overload and good looks an excellent combination, with or without wings.

Because it is whale season in Madagascar early-July to mid-September, and we would like to go there. Besides, you seem to tan suprisingly easy in spite of your ginger colours, and that's always a bonus.

Multitasking has sort of been the theme of the week. That means the brain is in a mess, the apartment is slightly messier and, if we were an utterly handsome, creative dude, our five-day-stubble would be perfect.

Spacious and plenty of room for entertaining. Great property in a vibrant neighbourhood. One bedroom. Great sunlight. Central heating. Pets allowed. Perfect for sharing. Talk to us about owner incentives.

We've been thinking a bit abouth Gandhi recently, and one of the spirtual brainteasers we would like to find clarity in, is how "Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it" co-relates to the idea that past-present-future are all one and what we do now has an impact on both history and the tomorrow.

While our conciousness needs some time to expand, we take delight in crazy Madrileños with hearts of gold and music running through their veins.

Because we like it when people say: "That's good to know", after offering us a cigarette, upon to which we replied: "No thanks, we only smoke when we're drunk".

Because life seems to be a haze of colours whenever you are around. Or maybe this is just a standard aura photo of the bearded-mac pro-user.

In that case, the orange is "the color of vitality, vigor, good health and excitement. Lots of energy and stamina, creative, productive, adventurous, courageous, outgoing social nature; currently experiencing stress related to apetites and addictions."

The memorable things in life can pretty much be summed up as a collection of events and incidents. Yet, in all situations, good looks, crazy ideas and relaxness (which wasn't even a word until this Dane came along) is crucial.

Vibskov has the sparkle in his eyes, a killer smile and sexy drawliness sparkled all over his Danish accent. The fact that he owns a boat that looks like Donald Duck probably adds up to it as well.

Living would certainly be a life-long event if spent with this remarkably boyfriendable Danish pastry.

Some things simply do look a lot better in black and white. Maybe that's what Christoph Musiol though when he took these boy shots.

It seems like we should be somewhere else, preferrably raving with these fantastic people. Too bad this weekend was spent writing a crap case study on environmental management systems.

But, there is at least some comfort knowing that in a parallell universe we are always dancing.